Winter of Discontent, Part II

Dear and gentle reader: Last posting, I had a very short list of some of the things that irk me. I shall add to it now. Mind you, these are only my own not-so-humble opinions. They may even be in error; doubtful though that is. If you differ in your estimation, so be it, and I'm sorry that you do not have the refined tastes which I myself enjoy. Hairstyles and facial hair. Whilst I have sported facial hair - a beard and moustache since the tender age of eighteen, allowing the beard to grow to varied and sundry lengths, I cannot help but wonder what many young(ish) men of today are thinking when they attempt to sport a hirsute look. I do not style my facial hair, nor use any specialised soaps or shampoos for it, and I keep it short and easily managed. I shall make it plain - I loathe and despise patchy beards, neck beards, and other kinds cut and styled to suit contemporary fashions. Pair those monstrosities with the currently fashi...